I was look at setting up a Paypal merchant account today. When going through the wizard I was offered the following:
Wow, what is a payment experience?
Do I get one when buying a tin of beans from Tesco?
“Hey man, I bought Some beans today and had a mind blowing payment experience. It was like dude, an orgasm of monetary proportions”
Thank you Paypal, its no more crack, shit, weed, hash or vodka tampons for me!
Is it me, or do these guys live on another planet?
No, on second thoughts, don’t answer that.