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Aren’t People Funny

09 Sep

I don’t mean funny like a comedian, I mean strange, Like Bob Monkhouse, not funny 🙂

They agree that in the lottery, any number is is likely to come up as any other, but when you ask them why they don’t choose: 1 2 3 4 5 6, they say:

“Oh, they aren’t like to to come up.”

Also:

They throw away cream that has gone off, then go to the supermarket to buy soured cream.

They pour away sour wine then buy it to put on their chips.

They check the use by date on the bottle of spring water, but not when they drink it from the spring.

They boldly split infinitives where no man has split infinitives before.

They spend the first two years teaching their babies to talk and then afterwards telling them to SHUT UP!

The list is endless, any contributions gratefully received, Oh, and a joke what I have wrote (Hinckley Speak):

It is said that there are only two types of joke in the world, and Bob Monkhouse does not know any of them 😦

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4 Comments

Posted by on September 9, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

4 responses to “Aren’t People Funny

  1. Pontillius

    September 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Most packages say “Open here”. What do you do if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

     
    • purplewelshy

      September 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

      Why do some products say: “best before end” aren’t most products best before the end.

       
  2. Pontillius

    September 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    What have you got against Bob Monkhouse?

     
    • purplewelshy

      December 8, 2012 at 9:09 pm

      Nothing, its just a vicious rumor, I just happened to be leaning over him when I slipped…….

       

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