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Big Bill is watching you.

Some of you may not have noticed that Microsoft have altered their terms and conditions regarding their services such as Bing, Hotmail etc, so for those people here isย  a potted guide to it:

Microsoft on personal information:

Your privacy is important to us. We use certain information that we collect from you to operate and provide the services. Additionally, as part of the services, we may also automatically upload information about your machine, your use of the services and service performance

What Microsoft will do with your information:

You expressly consent and agree that Microsoft may access, disclose or preserve information associated with your use of the services, including (without limitation) your personal information and content, or information that Microsoft acquires about you through your use of the services (such as Internet Protocol address or other third party information) when Microsoft forms a good faith belief that doing so is necessary

What Microsoft does with your content:

When you upload your content to the services, you agree that it may be used, modified, adapted, saved, reproduced, distributed and displayed.

Microsoft and your voice:

If you use the voice activated search feature in the Bing application, you expressly consent to Microsoft recording and collecting your voice input.

Full terms and conditions:

Click here for the full terms and conditions.

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Posted by on September 12, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Aren’t People Funny

I don’t mean funny like a comedian, I mean strange, Like Bob Monkhouse, not funny ๐Ÿ™‚

They agree that in the lottery, any number is is likely to come up as any other, but when you ask them why they don’t choose: 1 2 3 4 5 6, they say:

“Oh, they aren’t like to to come up.”

Also:

They throw away cream that has gone off, then go to the supermarket to buy soured cream.

They pour away sour wine then buy it to put on their chips.

They check the use by date on the bottle of spring water, but not when they drink it from the spring.

They boldly split infinitives where no man has split infinitives before.

They spend the first two years teaching their babies to talk and then afterwards telling them to SHUT UP!

The list is endless, any contributions gratefully received, Oh, and a joke what I have wrote (Hinckley Speak):

It is said that there are only two types of joke in the world, and Bob Monkhouse does not know any of them ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

 
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Posted by on September 9, 2012 in Uncategorized

 
 
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